Merle E. Stimpson,  Jr.

Weighs 300 lbs, has flat feet, asthma, Tourette's Syndrome, bad ankles, bad knees, a lazy eye, and is 5'8''.

Has forged DD214.

He constantly brags about 'snapping people's necks", and tells that he was ordered to blow up a mosque full of women and children in "El-Al Kaddiid." You name it, he claims it.

From: Spezdux@aol.com
Date: Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:53:42 EST
Subject: THE IDIOTS WHO ARE TO BE JAILED FOR BREAKING MILITARY LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To: info@pownetwork.org

MY DEAR CHOWDER HEADS,

  AS USUAL YOUR TYPE HAS CAUSE (spelling, asshole!) ME ALOT OF PROBLEMS,(Punctuation, asshole!) NOT ONLY HAVE THE JAG CORPS COME AND GIVEN ME THE CRAP ABOUT "TALKING"ABOUT WHAT WAS TO BE LEFT SILENCED (Divulging classified information? A death penalty crime in a time of war!) ,NOW I HAVE TO GO TO D.C. AND ANSWER TO THE ADMIN AT SOCOM (Hey, moron! SOCOM is NOT in DC!) AND THE U.C.M.J. (UNIFORM CODE OF MILITARY JUSTICE)CLEARLY STATES THAT I BE BROUGHT BACK FOR A(N) ARTICLE 33!!!! (Sorry. Your revealing "classified" information goes beyond an "Article 33" [Which is "Forwarding of Charges" and would not be applicable in this matter]"

   

                                                      AS I AM WRITING THIS,MY BELOVED BETTER HALF IS SITTING AND CRYING (She should be crying...being married to a fraud like you!) ,WHILST PACKING MY DUFFLE BAG AND HER OWN BAGS.DO ME ONE BIG FAVOR............................

                                                                          DONOT EVER GET A KNUCKLEHEADED BRIGHT IDEA LIKE THIS AGAIN,OR YOU'LL END UP IN A VERY DEEP AND DARK PRISON CELL!! (Lets see...making a false statement [if you had been in, you'd have known this] punishable by fine, confinement or both; let's say you are real [not a chance] releasing "classified" information, punishable by imprisonment...but remember, we are at war, and your statements could be construed as treason and "offering aid and comfort to the enemy." How's the death penalty for you? [Look it up...its in the UCMJ!]) OH AND FOR THE ASSHOLE THAT THOUGHT IT TO BE CUTE TO START A LITTLE"VENDETTA"WITH ME...................WELL I HOPE YOU ARE PROUD OF YOURSELF!!!

                                                                        KISS OFF MORONS;MY DD-214 IS REAL AND I CAN PROVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (OK, so prove it!)

                                                               

                                                                           M.STIMPSON JR.

P.S. I KNOW  WHO DID THIS AGAINST ME AND I PLAN ON LETTING THE JAG KNOW WHO YOU ARE ALSO,NOT SO SMART,ARE YOU? (Go ahead! Let the "JAG" know! Remember, your statements can now cause you to be charged and prosecuted under the "Stolen Valor Law." )

 

 

As I see it, if you were real, you could be charged under:

899. ART. 99. MISBEHAVIOR BEFORE THE ENEMY

Any person subject to this chapter who before or in the presence of the enemy--

(1) runs away;

(2) shamefully abandons, surrenders, or delivers up any command, unit, place, or military property which it is his duty to defend;

(3) through disobedience, neglect, or intentional misconduct endangers the safety of any such command, unit, place, or military property;

(4) casts away his arms or ammunition;

(5) is guilty of cowardly conduct;

(6) quits his place of duty to plunder or pillage;

(7) causes false alarms in any command, unit, or place under control of the armed forces;

(8) willfully fails to do his utmost to encounter, engage, capture, or destroy any enemy troops, combatants, vessels, aircraft, or any other thing, which it is his duty so to encounter, engage, capture, or destroy; or

(9) does not afford all practicable relief and assistance to any troops, combatants, vessels, or aircraft of the armed forces belonging to the United States or their allies when engaged in battle;

shall be punished by death or such punishment as a court- martial may direct.

904. ART. 104. AIDING THE ENEMY

Any person who--

(1) aids, or attempts to aid, the enemy with arms, ammunition, supplies, money, or other things; or

(2) without proper authority, knowingly harbors or [protects or gives intelligence to or communicates or corresponds with or holds any intercourse with the enemy, either directly or indirectly;

shall suffer death or such other punishment as a court-martial or military commission may direct.

907. ART. 107. FALSE STATEMENTS

Any person subject to this chapter who, with intent to deceive, signs any false record, return, regulation, order, or other official document, knowing it to be false, or makes any other false official statement knowing it to be false, shall be punished as a court-martial may direct.

 

If your "tales" were real:

918. ART. 118. MURDER

Any person subject to this chapter whom without justification or excuse, unlawfully kills a human being, when he- -

(1) has a premeditated design to kill;

(2) intends to kill or inflict great bodily harm;

(3) is engaged in an act which is inherently dangerous to others and evinces a wanton disregard of human life; or

(4) is engaged in the perpetration or attempted perpetration of burglary, sodomy, rape, robbery, or aggravated arson;

is guilty of murder, and shall suffer such punishment as a court-martial may direct, except that if found guilty under clause (1) or (4), he shall suffer death or imprisonment for life as a court-martial may direct.

And let's throw in:

934. ART. 134. GENERAL ARTICLE

Though not specifically mentioned in this chapter, all disorders and neglects to the prejudice of good order and discipline in the armed forces, all conduct of a nature to bring discredit upon the armed forces, and crimes and offenses not capital, of which persons subject to this chapter may be guilty, shall be taken cognizance of by a general, special or summary court-martial, according to the nature and degree of the offense, and shall be punished at the discretion of that court.

 

So now, just who is going to be in a "Deep Dark Prison Cell?"

 

LET'S PLAY!!!!